Creature generator

You know what this blog needs ? It needs more javascript, that's what it needs.

In keeping with the theme of this blog, here is a random animal generator that makes stuff and things.

This is a carnivorous amphibious animal that lives in forests. It has a twisted rough face with pink glowing eyes and a thin mouth, on a sturdy pink body with no limbs. Its skin is pink and covered in plates. Its diet consists mainly of insects and sometimes, meat. It lives in large packs.

Another !